Rant: WHY DONT WE REALIZE ALL ELECTRIC CARS ARE JUST AS BAD AS GAS CARS

Take this commercial for the new All Electric Nissan Leaf (Nice name right?)

In case you live under a rock, all of our electricity is powered by coal plants, nuclear plants, wind mills, solar panels or dams (which are known for killing salmon).

Now, if you're thinking, "but wind and solar power are still good for the environment!?"
Well, they sure are! Too bad we get barely a single percent of energy from them (as of 2006)

Look down.......

Enjoy your coal-powered "electric" car!

Now before you make any conclusions!!
Hybrid cars are the good ones! The gas engine charges the battery, so no need to ever plug it in!

Now go buy a Prius.

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I've gone mobile!

For anyone who has a respectable phone, fire up Google Goggles and check out my mobile version of my site! I still dont get how these things havent ran out of combinations

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If board games were real.... We'd be screwed

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Sandwich in a can...... what has the world come to!

Now this is unreal!
So let's say you're a store that wants to buy the 24 pack. The cost would be $3 a can without any profit!
I wasn't kidding......
http://markonefoods.com/product.html

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Damn it! Who Invited MySpace!

Myspace makes an unwanted appearance at Facebook's roast........
Genius.

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Finally! Those Harley Riders from South Park will be ticketed!

Note to all Harley and Car Modders:
If you thought speed cameras were annoying, you've got something coming.
And Thank God too.



Attention Whores beware:

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It's amazing where some site views come from...... Number TWO (Yes, I had to write 2 out... For effect)

Yes. It's true. My ad appears on Ask.com when you type in "Famous Italian People"

Why? That's beyond me.

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A real game for Android? What. Preposterous?

Believe it. GTA for Droid (And iPhone too - but there is already another GTA - so who cares)
This game makes Gangstar look like............... Dirt.

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The Spanish Ad Council is RUDE.

I took this picture last summer in Barcelona, Spain.

Now. Think about it. You're in SPAIN. And you see a sign on a telephone pole. When you read it, you notice that it's in English. No, it isn't welcoming tourists. It's telling them not to pee in the street.

Thanks Spain!

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Shoot a 360 degree video from an iPhone. Duuuuude. This is the future of video.

Too bad it's a hefty $100 for the device.... And another trillion for the iPhone.

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This would make CAPCHA's fun

Just saying.

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Why Apple's newest stunt is absolutely (Insert worst curse word you can think of here with an "ing" at the end) ridiculous!

Ok. As you may have heard, Apple is using iPad's (Yeah, those $500 and up tablets) as product labels.



Personally, I'm really upset with them for making this decision. Why? Scroll down a few lines.

So let's say there are AT LEAST 40 displays in a Mac store (Definitely more on average)
Apple brags that there are more than 300 Apple stores worldwide on their site, so let's say there are 301.
Lastly, iPad's cost a minimum of $500 to buy.

When you calculate all of that up, that's an absolute MINIMUM of  $6,020,000 not only wasted in an economic viewpoint, but these iPads could have been donated to hospitals, colleges, schools, the homeless, me, ANYONE!

And anyone who's ever been to an Apple store knows that these devices are going to be COVERED in fingerprint grease! I just don't understand what went through their heads when they agreed to do this! Think about it, were they trying to save paper?! iPads are made in CHINA! How is that environmentally friendly?!

WTF Apple!

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What an ungrateful....... BITCH!: Our President.

"The Oval Office, I always thought I was going to have really cool phones and stuff," he said during a small fundraising event at a Chicago restaurant. "I'm like, c'mon guys, I'm the president of the United States. Where's the fancy buttons and stuff and the big screen comes up? It doesn't happen."

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Google IS shipping out a FEW more devices!

I just cant keep track anymore.............
Anyone confirm this?


Yes. Yes they are.
Here is the classic link: http://jcoinster.blogspot.com/2010/12/track-to-see-if-you-will-recieve-cr-48.html

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Rude Statue From Jersey Slaps Woman

Only in Jersey.....
And it's not just one woman!

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It's amazing where some site views come from......

See my ad? :D Thank you Google for the free $100 in AdWords! 

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I'm not following this. Why would you blow up a lake?.........

I don't think ANYONE can give me a single reason as to why this would be a good idea.

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One day, planes will go this fast without a photo effect. But for now:

Mesmerizing.

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A beautiful sewer, a stylish pipe, a sleek tunnel. It's possible; and it's wonderful!

I know I posted this video a while ago, but it still amazes me. So I looked further into the stories.

On flickr, there's an entire group dedicated to Urban Exploration throughout the world.
http://www.flickr.com/groups/urbex/pool/

While I was searching, I came across a few pictures that really moved me (taken with a slow shutter):



and I have to include this one, because this station itself amazes me:



You can view (or buy) the rest of the pictures from this specific photographer here:
http://undercity.imagekind.com/

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Baffoon gets naked on a NYC 6 Train in front of a cop..........Yeah.

I love NYC.

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Man slobbering his shoe while riding the MTA..... What?

This is too genius. I love NY.

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Why spend $18-26 (Plus shipping, handling, processing, tax and other charges may apply) on something you can get for.....like a dollar.

 See a similarity?

There's on difference....
One is 17 bucks cheaper.

What's wrong with people?
Who would buy that?

Use your imagination, before someone makes a buck off of your laziness.

Wait..... Either way you would have to spend a buck.........

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Watch these people jump off roller coa.......wait WHAT? Don't try this at home.

These people have SKILLS. That is all.

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Where can you get a blow fish wearing a sombrero, and other odd souvenirs!

Why someone would ever buy something like this?
Probably the same reason I would: I like things with a story behind it.

Just imagine the conversation between you and one of your friends about it! It would probably go something like this: "Yoyoyoyo, what is this thang doin right 'ere on your shelf!" "Well, you see. I got that high up in the mountains of Honolulu. It was encased in ice and I slowly chipped it out."

Even if this explanation is completely irrelevant and clearly false, it made a hell of a story right?

Check out the site for more!:
http://crapsouvenirs.com/

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What if Lady Gaga was just some freak on the streets?

This would probably be the reaction........

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What would happen if Facebook was literally A BOOK

After the video, be sure to check out their other videos, and I will DEFINITELY continue posting them, because these Australians know how to make fun of everything we love!

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My Google Account was HACKED??

What the hell Google! Some pharmacy was on my account eh?........... At least they detected it

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Paint an entire mural in 1/8th of a second. Take that Da Vinci.

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Most Useless Device Ever......but I SO want one.

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K....... Blogger's back........but........

It deleted everything since Wed............
Kthanks Google.

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The least funny people in the world (Germans) fight for equal [Animal] rights

.....By shoving a bunch of chickens into a vending machine. Go chickens?

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If this doesn't get people to use Google Chrome, I'm moving to horrible place called Long Island.

ANGRY BIRDS for Chrome. Duuuuude. And it's FREE.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/aknpkdffaafgjchaibgeefbgmgeghloj#

There's not much more to say, so start smashing some pigs! 

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"Me" Gets 50 Cent to sing with him! .....Sweeeeet!

This kid became a YouTube hit by lip syncing through a webcam. Now he has 50 Cent right behind him.
The video had more views than the actual Vevo song. Go ME!

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Gotta SHARE! Don't you dareeee! Tell us not to share!

Improv Everywhere made a social media conference actually FUN. I guess High School Musical wasn't so ridiculous after all!

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Alligator Sky: Enough with the randomly changing rappers!

Original: Everything sounded right! No need to change this great song! But apparently some disagree.


Ok, he removed the random rapper, sounds OK...... I guess.......



(This is where it gets Obnoxious and Ridiculous)
B.O.B. Version: WTH is this?! I've heard ameture remixes that sound better than this crap!
This version ruins this song worse than when the song Airplanes was ruined by B.O.B. too!
Who even LIKES B.O.B.?! He ruins songs worse than Ark Music Factory ruins teen's lives!


(I'm really enjoying my analogies!)

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George W. Bu..... Erm, Will Farrel..... Announces something IMPORTANT!

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The iPad 2 iSpy! No, this is not an app (Only works in cities)

Next time you're in a city, take a look out your cab (or bus) window. On almost EVERY telephone booth, there's an iPad 2 advertisement.

Guess how many you think you'll see.
Then count!

You might get higher than you guessed!

(I SWEAR I posted this for the iPad I, but regardless!)

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Prius turned into a roller coaster that was 15 ft long.

Come on! They built a custom Prius car and all they did with it was have it self propel 15 feet?!

Wat to be..... Toyota.

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Rant: Chinese to English translated instruction manual. HOLY ANNOYED.

Recently, someone gave me a solar charger because they didnt want it. When I opened it, I, as anyone should, got out the directions and began reading. Unfortunately, the directions were only half English, and even that was terribly written. Like, they could at LEAST use some spell check!

 So I took the liberty of typing them, word for word, to show you how ridiculous it really is. JK, I used OCR and even second guessed my printer, because some things were just THAT bad.

So read, and enjoy, as your brain cells slowly decrease. The highlighted words are the most noticeable.

"SOLAR CHARGER & FLASHLIGHT

User's manual
SPARE POWER SUPPLY

This product is a high-power & high-capacity multi-function solar emergency charger, with built-in high-capacity lithium-polymer rechargeable batteries, the power of  (the) solar panels is up to 0.8w.it can be recharged anywhere and anytime for your mobile phones, digital cameras, PDA,MP3,MP4 and other digital products.its luxury appearance,small and compact design,make you easy to carry ,show your elegance and fashion.

Usage:
Note : the initial use of this product needs more than two circles of complete recharge and discharge at least beofer use it ,in order to improve the efficiency of the built-in battery.

Using steps:
1. Please perform (the) recharge before use(ing) it, there are three options to choose:
A: Display the charger under the direct sun or strong light, the sunlight will be automatically converted into electrical energy for the automatic built-in rechargeable lithium batteries. At this point solar charger indicator light will show the charge is on, when the battery is full, the light of the battery capacity will turn on. (Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
B: Connect the charger to the Computer with USB line,the USB indicator light at this time will turn on,which show the charge is on, when the battery is full, the light of the battery capacity will turn on. (Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
C: Use AC adapter charging. the USB charging indicator light will on, when the battery is full the light of the battery capacity will turn on.
(Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
2. Before you recharge your digital products or mobile phone,please carefully check your product manual or power adapter, and get to know its charging voltage.This charger provides you an adjustable output voltage, that is 3.7V, 4.2V, 5.5V and 9V respectively, generally 5.5V. then according to the voltage of your product needs, switch the pulling knob to the corresponding voltage Stalls, and then connected the USB 5P plug, which extended the transfering line, with the charger, and then connected the other end with the corresponding adapter, and then connected to your product for charging.
3. ln charging process. your cell phone and digital products will show the charging prompt and you can use your mobile phone for communication while it is still in charging


Features:
l. Especially suitable for emergency occasions when you work or travel in the wild orpower cut occurred solar charger will help you a lot,so that your mobile phone could maintain in working state at anytime and anywhere ,and to maintain contact with others at any time ;
2. Easy to use
You can be very convenient to recharge your mobile phone or other digital products anytime and anywhere;

3  High-efficiency recharge
High efficiency and fast ,just to recharge your mobile phone 60 minutes ,and then you will achieve up to 100-150 minutes of talk time ;
4. Energy saving and environment protection:
Use green energy, (such as) the solar chargers, let's  work together to contribute to environmental protection.
5. Fashion(able) appearance and easy to carry
Simple and Luxury(ous) appearance, ultra-thin aluminum alloy shell design, variety of color,fashion, cute ,small and compact easy to carry;
6.There arc several different voltages  optionable
3.7V / 4.2V / 5.5V / 9V respectively, generally 5.5V, to adapt to a wider range.
7. Equipped with light
Equipped with a high-brightness far horizon LED light, can working more than 30 hours to facilitate the use of emergency and night travel.
8. Safety for use
Equipped with an overcharge protection which effectively extending the battery life ,make you use safely.

Specifications:
1. Imported monocrystalline silicon or polysilicon of high conversion efficiency has been adopted the solar energy conversion rate is up to more than  16%
2. Specifications for  solar panels: 5,5v 150mA, power up to 0.8W.
3. The built-in high-capacity rechargeable lithium battery (900mAh or more, dffferentmodels optionable match the lithium batteries of different specifications).
4. Output: voltage:3,7v, 4 2v, 5,5v and 9v, generally 5.5V multiplicate output ports optionable.
5. Output current 400-500mAh
6. Charging time for (a) mobile phone:About 60 minutes (Different brands and models of mobile phone is with different charging time),
7. Charging time for built-In battery of solar charger is  10-15 hours (depends on light intensity and battery capacity).
8. If computer USB port or AC adapter recharge the built-in battery, charging time : about 3-5  hours.
This product applies to the following product for charging:
* Mobile phone,  Digital camera,  PDA,  PSP  MP3,  MP4   GPS,  DV(D?),  ...... *
USB and variety of mini converters configuration) (Yes, that's a random ) )


Notice:
1 . Please do not use sharp objects to scrape the surface of the sun measurement battery
plate
2. When recharge the built-in battery of the charger with solar energysolar panels should
be placed upward under direct sunlight to ensure the best results in charge
3. Please use the original adapter from the manufacturer for the charger  ,do not use other
AC adapter.
4.This product should be placed in  dry and moisture-proof place.
5. As a result of short-circuit protection,simply remove the load of short-circuit,and it will
be automatically restored in 10 seconds."

In conclusion, my solar panel works great. The end.

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British People + Giant Water Balloon + Slow Mo Video = Priceless.

Pay attention to the cat after 2:10! And cover your ears....

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A full scale restaurant on a NYC subway! That's right RESTAURANT!

Why don't they do this more often! For $100, plus a swipe of the metro card, people could get this unique experience AND your picture in the New York Times! Pretty good deal! I wonder how the food was. I bet it was Subway.... Eat Fresh? That'd be ironic.

Participents were told: “Remember, if you see anything, say something,”



To see more pictures, and the full story:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/04/dining/04train.html?_r=2

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Why is the MoMa Alowing CRAP into its museum

Last time I went, I saw everything from a bail of hay, to EMPTY canvases, as shown below:

I bet I could make something better!

Looks like they stopped by the local Michaels....!

 Looks like they stopped by the local Home Depot....!

 Looks like they stopped by the local farm....!

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"What Happened To US" One installation the MoMa should have continued.

A few years ago, I went to the MoMa for yet another one of their exhibitions.
However, this one could have continued and spread throughout every wall at the MoMa.
Why? It was all about how America's current issues.

And you know what? It facinated me.
The wall was a good 2 stories high, and he might have needed more room if he did this again!

"In the last decade, Perjovschi has made his drawings spontaneously in museum spaces, allowing global and local affairs to inform the final result. For his first solo museum exhibition in the United States, the artist will draw witty and incisive political images, in response to current events, on one wall of The Donald B. and Catherine C. Marron Atrium. Two weeks before the official opening, beginning April 19, Perjovschi will draw on the wall during public hours, allowing visitors to observe the creation of the work. "

The only thing left is his pamphlet, that has 1/25th of the wall.
http://www.moma.org//interactives/exhibitions/projects/projects85/Projects85newspaper.pdf

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不得不愛 - I don't know what that means, but these two "Chinese Boys" are hilarious!

Not only is this funny as hell (even though hell isn't nessisarally funny :D ) their YouTube name is "cow"

I'll be posting more of these random foreign videos soon!

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Cop Car Chases Concepts Crushed by new wicked rope system!

Other than 5 C's, this title is serious stuff!
Check the video below or the site's home here http://barrier1.us/ to watch full size trucks CRUMBLE to pieces - over, and over again!

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JELLO! Really, really SLOW Jello..... Yeah :D

So mesmerizing. I really need one of these cameras. Stat.

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Osama. (Updated before I could even post it!)

Enough Said. No need to clog the web anymore than it already is, just know that THIS is how Americans out do a Royal Wedding! Take that Britain!

This JUST in! A new tape is EXPECTED to surface! OMFG I can't wait! JK
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/02/new-osama-bin-laden-tape-_n_856711.html
It better be in HD or this is all Bullshit.

Seriously. He's been dead for years.

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