Ebay, at its finest.

So I discovered a practically hidden category on ebay...
No, it's not the "Adult" section.

"Weird Stuff." The category righteously defines the obscure items listed here.
Here are a few that stood out. Feel free to buy any of them, because I dont think i'll be reaching for my wallet any time soon.



This 1960s....um....crazy laughing lady thing is a pretty $25,000

"Life-Sized Shakin' Butler - Shakes When You Pass!" for a nice $995

"Our beautiful hand crafted one piece dungeon, is three pieces of furniture in one.This piece is a multi-position St Andrews cross, table, and stand, all in one. It is capable of being used as a fully functional cross with movable head cushion, and removable foot board. And in a matter of seconds can be changed to a table. But, what really makes this piece unique is that it can be used in every position between cross and table. To make it even better, the head pad can be moved to the side to turn it into a very nice side ways stand. Let your imagination run wild. You will find new uses for this piece for months to come!" Only 870!

"Do u wish for anything from the mighty lord?As Jewish believe if you put your wish on a note and put it inside the kotel(western wall) the wish will come real.If u want we will take your wish and put it as close as we can to god.Send me a wish by mail or message me, And in 48 hours with in payment your wish will be on a note in the western holly wall (the kotel) of the grate temple." $2000, but um. Whoops! Forgot to mention that you have to move the building out! "The winning buyer will incur cost to have the building moved or may disassemble and reconstruct on their location. Seller incurs no cost for removal"  For a bit over $20,000, this Triceratops replica skull could be yours. What a conversation starter that would be...... Honorable mention: "Be my facebook friend," which sold for a pretty penny.

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An update on why there have been no updates

Since i've last posted, I have had a baby sister, countless projects and family visits.
But that's enough on my life. Back to blogging!

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IFlop prototype 1

It's an iPod shuffle hidden in a bunch of floppy disks. The clips are temporary until I get glue .

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This is why I hate Mass Media.

I bet that woman wouldn't take is so kindly if her daughter died from the Gardisil vaccine because her school nurse said "Honey, if you don't get this vaccine you could die!" In which her child succumbed to social pressure and took it, without her parent's permission.

Absurd you say? It's legal in California to pop a kid with a vaccine without their parent's consent.


What is the Gardisil vaccine? Glad you pretended to ask! It's a disease you can only catch if your 7 year old is sexually active. Did you hear that right?

They're giving a vaccine to elementary students for a disease that you can only get if your kid is going around having unprotected sex at age 5. 

GOLD STAR FOR THE GOVERNMENT!

Why am I going on a giant rant over Gardisil? It killed over 20 girls. Oh. Who forgot to mention that on FOX news.

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Global Warming's a gimmick and you're all idiots for believing it.

Watch this. If you watch the entire thing, hell, watch 10 minutes, and you still believe in global warming, go climb back into your Prius and cry about it.

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Video: It's funny because this is EXACTLY what's happening 14 years later.

And don't tell me that's not true.

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I love how people only care about the law when it involves their free music?

Yes. I'm a TAD bit concerned about the government when in control of ANYTHING in regard to the internet.

But HELLOO!

You all already allowed the government to have an internet shutoff switch.
You all already allowed the government to wire tap you
You all already allowed the government to enter your home without a warrant
You all already allowed the government to revoke habeas corpus.

(If you dont know what that was, I suggest you look it up)

You all already allowed the government to give children the HPV vaccine without their parent's consent.
(The same vaccine that killed more than 47 girls thus far.)
You all already allowed the government to test geoengineering by spreading chemicals on all of us.

(I can go on.)

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