How to fix your relatives WINDOWS computer

Now that the holidays have begun, we're going to be visiting our families much more often. If you're the person they always choose to fix their 1999 Windows computer, this guide is for you! (No need to post a guide for Mac machines.)

Thank you Lifehacker!:
http://lifehacker.com/5413223/how-to-fix-your-relatives-terrible-computer?skyline=true&s=i

PS: I love how the bottom of their post says "Share your success stories here. Unless you're writing "Buy them a Mac." In which case, take your truly helpful comments elsewhere, and prepare to get banned."