Looks like Italians don't use Google for translating

Otherwise, their translations would be correct. This image was taken on my trip to Italy:

Notice the Contorni di Giornata: Side Dish of the Day

The menu reads: Side Dice of the Day

Notice Patate Fritte: French Fries

The menu reads: Fried Ships


I understand one mistake, but as I was typing this post, I noticed a second error on the same menu!